"Well howdy partners.  I thought that was you.  I was holden' up this here sign to try and get your attention.  Well, for those of you young'ins who don't know me, my name is Billy Buckaroo.  That's right Billy Buckaroo, and I reckon I get to be your tour guide."


"I got a hunch that ya'll came here to learn a few tall tales about Shorthorn Cattle.  Well, you come to the right place, 'cuz I've been in the Shorthorn business for 35 years and I know a good tail when I see one. He he.  I'm just pullin' you're ear."


"Whether you are a Shorthorn Enthusiast, a student, or a commercial Herdsman, if you come to learn about Shorthorns, you're in the right barn.  My loft is your loft so look around and have a good time.  Make sure you read all the way down to the bottom.  The lawyers made us put up some legal jargon in Cover Your Cow Pattie fashion.  I'll catch up with you later."